Things I've Stopped Doing Since I Left My Job

1. Brushing my hair
2. Eating french fries at lunchtime
3. Wondering if the Code of Federal Regulations or an FDA Guidance addresses the situation in front of me
4. Wearing khakis or any pants that could be considered 'slacks'
5. Drinking bad coffee
6. Saving the drinking of bad coffee as my mid-morning treat
7. Answering the phone "This is Kirsten"
8. Hoarding those preciously tiny, mini binder clips
9. Spending money at Target, my favorite lunchtime haunt
10. Stressing over stupid shit
11. Printing
12. Small talk
13. Knowing the date without looking at my watch
14. Using cans of compressed air to clean cracker crumbs out of my keyboard crevices
15. Spending time in the grocery store during the rush hour crush

Things I Miss Doing Since I Left My Job:

1. Printing