I know it's cynical, but: "I've started a blog".

As tradition and cliche would have it, I'm evaluating my life and my voice in celebration of my birthday. So I've started a blog. I am pre-ashamed. I am ashamed for the spelling errors that my speedy typing efforts will allow me to miss. I am embarrassed by the grammar mistakes that my inspirational rambling will make me pass by without notice. I am sorry for the fact that I know, I KNOW, despite my hatred of them, that I will overuse 'unnecessary' quotation marks. But I promise you this: I will never - never - start a blog post with a Quote from someone else and then write seven paragraphs trying to say the same thing.